Showing posts with label Thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thoughts. Show all posts

Saturday, June 20, 2009

I didn't know that, but it makes sense..

"The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures."

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Who said it?

"After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut." Will Rogers

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Thought for the day


"Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf." Will Rogers

Monday, June 8, 2009

Who said it?

"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back."

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Don't listen to Bessie.

A man's car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. He told the farmer his story. "Was it a large red cow with a bell around her neck?" asked the farmer. "Yes, yes," the man replied. "Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Who said it?

"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket." Will Rogers

Monday, June 1, 2009

Oooops

One Sunday morning a minister announced to his congregation, 'Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you all understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark, chapter 17. The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon; he asked for a show of hands, he wanted to know how many people had read Mark 17. Almost every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, 'Mark only has 16 chapters. Now, I will proceed with my message on the sin of lying.'

Did you ever wonder?

"Why psychics have to ask for your name?"

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Thought for the day

"If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free"

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Thought for the day

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Thought for the day

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
You will see that I have a sense of humor.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Thought for the day.

After the freezer episode, I turn to Will Rogers for the "Thought for the day." He once said, "Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."