Showing posts with label Thoughts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thoughts. Show all posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Who said it?
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Thought for the day
Monday, June 8, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Don't listen to Bessie.
A man's car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. He told the farmer his story. "Was it a large red cow with a bell around her neck?" asked the farmer. "Yes, yes," the man replied. "Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Monday, June 1, 2009
Oooops
One Sunday morning a minister announced to his congregation, 'Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you all understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark, chapter 17. The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon; he asked for a show of hands, he wanted to know how many people had read Mark 17. Almost every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, 'Mark only has 16 chapters. Now, I will proceed with my message on the sin of lying.'
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Thought for the day.
After the freezer episode, I turn to Will Rogers for the "Thought for the day." He once said, "Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."
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